Please hold on, this website is a prototype, so don't expect it to be perfect.

Being here, think of yourself as a brave pioneer, forging ahead into the unknown...

...or think of yourself as a guinea pig with a sense of adventure, that is fine too.

And speaking of unknowns, we'll be using you as our trusty test subject for the next 99.999.999 years...

...or until you exit this website, whichever comes first.

Note: Finding the exit is an important survival skill in life. If you're having trouble finding exits, please schedule an IQ test with us!